I am a tightass bastard so I think I know precisely what you cheap fuckers are after… You don’t want to sift through hundreds of links to a bunch of worthless trial sites that have pop-ups, very limited access, ancient content or scams to just get your email address so they can spam the hell out of you. You want trials that offers you complete access to the member’s area of good quality sites. I’m not even going to waste your time with the free trials here. If you want to search around the internet for hours on end then you can find some shitty free site and try to get off on the low quality or short clips. All this will do for you is make you go blind faster and train yourself for premature ejaculation. Not to mention, you will probably pick up more viruses than if you were out banging cheap hookers.

So here are my standards… I can sniff out a great trial deal like a hoe can smell that hunskie in your pocket! First, the site has to give you full access…none of this teaser crap where you get in and only get to view limited content. Second, the site has to be of good quality…none of this re-run crap from back when Al Gore invented the internet. Third, the price has to be right! To me that means it is $3 or less for a trial and $30 or less if you rebill into a full monthly membership. Pay attention to the star ratings under my reviews…  I do my best to make a realistic and fair assessment of the quality and value of the site.  I am not going to mess with you and send you to a bunch of low quality, scam sites loaded with a bunch of shit.

My goal by providing this site is that you will bookmark it and return for your future purchases…maybe you will even tell a friend to visit!